She disappointed some of her female fans with last week's installment (10 reasons why ... dogs are better than women) but this week the internet sensation Emily has returned to female friendly form to take a swipe at the men in our life.
The risqué comic lists the annoying habits of the opposite sex that seem to make a canine a far better companion by comparison.
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The first reason: 'Dogs don't have a problem expressing emotion in public' was inspired by a man Emily dated
Reason number nine: 'Dogs are incredibly loyal creatures and will always be by your side' ... men may require a lead to prevent them from strayingA dog is loyal and will remain by your side and though, as Emily attempts in her hilarious sketch, you can try keeping your partner on a lead men do tend to stray.
Dogs also are far less fussy and demanding than men – they don’t care about your morning breath or if you gain weight, and they’ll eat whatever you prepare for them without complaint.
See all of Emily's '10 reasons why' videos on her YouTube channel
10 REASONS WHY A DOG IS BETTER THAN A MAN
1. Dogs don’t have a problem expressing emotion in public
2. Dogs don’t feel threatened by a woman’s intelligence
3. You can’t make a man ‘sit’, ‘stay’, or ‘roll over’
4. Dogs don’t care if you put on a few pounds
5. Dogs will never complain about what you give them to eat
6. Dogs have the ability to sense if you are a bit sad or need attention
7. Dogs don’t care about your morning breath
8. The worst social disease you can get from loving a dog is fleas
9. Dogs are incredibly loyal creatures and will always be by your side
10. Dogs get protective, in a healthy way, not in an obsessive manner
2. Dogs don’t feel threatened by a woman’s intelligence
3. You can’t make a man ‘sit’, ‘stay’, or ‘roll over’
4. Dogs don’t care if you put on a few pounds
5. Dogs will never complain about what you give them to eat
6. Dogs have the ability to sense if you are a bit sad or need attention
7. Dogs don’t care about your morning breath
8. The worst social disease you can get from loving a dog is fleas
9. Dogs are incredibly loyal creatures and will always be by your side
10. Dogs get protective, in a healthy way, not in an obsessive manner
Reason number 10: 'Dogs get protective in a healthy way not in an obsessive manner' ... and they won't hide in your closet to check up on you
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